(My fiancée and I are discussing dinner plans over instant message.)
Fiancée: “I can put something together for dinner then. I only want to go out if you want to romance me. Like a Bioware character, but with less angst.”
Me: “Um… I am actually in the middle of doing something.”
Fiancée: “I will present you with a dialog wheel.”
Me: “Uh… I should go.”